“I sharted. The end.”
This guy whose junk just wanted to say hi:
"I was doing leg stretches and my penis and testicles popped out of my shorts."
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This girl who required an ice pack for her crotch:
"I was lifting a dumbbell above my head and my shoulder just gave out. So my arm swung down with the dumbbell and whacked me straight in the lady parts. Needless to say I started feeling faint, and a nice guy who worked there helped me out and gave me an ice pack. He kept asking if I was sore anywhere else…"
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This person who ~thought~ they had to burp:
"One time I was in a yoga class, we were in downward dog, and I went to burp but instead of just burping I threw up. But becuse I didn't want to be gross, I tried to hold it in and because I was upside down it just came out of my nose in green globs and it burned really bad and got all over my mat. I'm pretty sure like seven people saw."
—Victoria Boyd, Facebook
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