Oscar Pistorius To Be Released From Prison Next Week, Placed On House Arrest

The parole board in the Kgosi Mampuru prison in Pretoria, South Africa, said the Paralympic athlete would be moved to house arrest on Oct. 20.

Paralympic athlete Oscar Pistorius will be released from prison and moved to house arrest on Oct. 20, a South African parole board said Thursday.

Oscar Pistorius leaving court in Pretoria, Aug. 2014.

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The announcement comes after the track champion — who also competed in the London 2012 Olympics — served just one year of his five-year jail sentence for the 2013 culpable homicide of his girlfriend, Reeva Steenkamp.

The Kgosi Mampuru prison parole board made the decision Thursday to grant his parole, South Africa's eNCA reported.

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Dominate Halloween With Your Very Own José Bautista Beard

Print it, cut it out, rule the world.

There's obviously no better Halloween costume this year than the Blue Jays' lord and saviour, José Bautista.

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And we've made it easy for you: Just print and cut out your very own Bautista beard!

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(Bat flip not included.)

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LINK: Canadians Are Going Crazy Over Jose Bautista’s Savage Bat Flip

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Which Very Nervous Baseball Fan Are You?

Are you more of a fidgeter or a yeller?

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Mini Bautista Was The Real Winner At The Blue Jays Game

Stealing plates, stealing hearts.

If you don't know who this kid is, it's time to learn. This is Mini Bautista, and he is about to steal your heart.

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It was game five, at the bottom of the most goddamn insane seventh inning in Major League Baseball history. The Toronto Blue Jays were tied up 3-3, with two men on base. And then Normal Size Jose Bautista stepped up to the plate.

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And Mini Bautista was ready.

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17 Things Female Football Fans Are Tired Of Hearing

A penis is not a prerequisite for loving football.

"You're just trying to impress a man."

In a 2013 survey of 500 British men, two-thirds admitted to pretending to like football in order to impress other men (although the results were debated at the time).

Who's faking now, lads?

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"Shall I explain the rules to you?"

If we don't ask for it, then we don't need your mansplanation. Thank you for offering, though. What a gent.

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"Which player do you fancy then?"

Just because you've been raised in a society that loves to objectify women, that doesn't necessarily mean we're looking to return the favour.*

*Not since David Beckham retired, anyway.

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"You shouldn't be shouting like that, it's not ladylike."

"We'll swear if we want,
We'll swear if we wa-ant,
Fuck your judgment,
We'll swear if we want."

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The Hardest Football Kit Number Quiz You'll Ever Take

Football squad numbers are getting out of hand… have you been paying attention?

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Jose Bautista Just Treated Us To The Most Savage Moment Of Baseball

A touch melodramatic, but IT ALSO LED TO A JAYS WIN!!!!!!

The setting: A tense and tied do-or-die Game 5 match-up between the Toronto Blue Jays and the Texas Rangers. Then something historically bizarre happened (that we won't get into right now) but the Jays were down and ish was tense.

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Jose Bautista hit a 3-run homer. And kissed it off with the greatest bat flip of history, we and historians would say.

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