A Double Lesson

A carload of hunters, on holiday, were longing for an area to hunt, force into a farmer's yard in County urban center, Ireland. The driver, Brannagh, went up to the house to raise permission to hunt on the farmer's land. You can watch collection videos above.

The recent farmer same, 'Sure you'll hunt, however would you be doing Pine Tree State a favour? That recent donkey standing over there's twenty years recent and sick with cancer, however i do not have the guts to kill her. Would you are doing it for me?'

Brannagh replied, 'Of course i will be able to,' and strolled back to the automotive.

While walking back, however, Brannagh determined to play a trick on his searching friends.  He got into the automotive and once they asked if the farmer had same if it had been alright, he said, 'No, we won't hunt here, however i am attending to teach that recent fellow a lesson he will not forget.'

With that, the Irelander rolled down his window, stuck his gun out and shot the donkey. As he loud, 'To make sure, that may teach him,' a second shot rang out from the traveler aspect and one in every of his searching mates shouted, 'And me, begorrah, I got the cow.'

Hilltop Winter By Charlene Wexler

Here i'm sitting within the house the entire damn cold, snowy, dreary winter with a sick cat UN agency cannot eat, whereas i am unable to stop intake. As I end another brownie I begin telling myself to prevent, however somehow my hands and mouth refuse to pay attention to my brain.

If I keep one's hands off from the size i will be able to don't have any plan if I've gained any weight. UN agency will tell once you pay the day in sweats or a robe anyway? within the recent days before retirement I had to decorate right and create it out the door. Not any longer.

Anyway, it's simply not value attempting to battle the ice and snow on hill wherever I live. Or on our cars. we have not place a automotive within the garage in thirty years--it is loaded with bicycles, tires, tools, and alternative stuff we tend to ne'er use, whereas our four recent cars sit outside coated with snow, all with batteries that die in weather.

Eighteen years agone i assumed that purchasing a house on a hill was charming, however currently at seventy one, that hill leaves Pine Tree State in worry of broken bones. recent brittle bones creak and crack simply. Break a serious one and you're finished. simply a broken toe has caused Pine Tree State to place all my stunning overpriced high heels on the shelf wherever I will admire them from a distance solely.

Being stuck within for four months will create one stir crazy. cupboards and drawers are cleansed, books are browse, games compete on the net, and every one spoken language between Pine Tree State and my husband place at a standstill. give thanks God--otherwise, may kill one another thanks to an excessive amount of togetherness!

We even tried sex however hell, we're in our seventies, {and we tend to|and that we} were distressed if we got too kittenish that the auto would have bother obtaining up the icy hill. therefore here i'm cookery, baking, and intake once more.

Actually, the beloved Spring to that I've therefore looked forward is on my dread list, as a result of i will be able to need to match into real garments and eventually a washing suit.

I'd higher get a Krispy Kreme doughnut before i'm going into a deep depression!

[Charlene writes therefore fantastically, see additional of her short stories]


The shaggy dog story of the girl and also the toilet or toilet (WC)

Many years agone, keep in mind can and Guy, you could not estimate a bathroom facility once travel either reception or abroad.

This true, short ANd shaggy dog story is concerning an English girl UN agency was designing a visit of a period to Asian country. She had reserved in to remain in a very little guest house in hand by the native schoolmaster. She was involved on whether or not the guest house contained a WC.

In Britain, a rest room is sometimes known as a WC that stands for "Water Closet".

This, rather polite girl wrote to the schoolmaster inquiring concerning the WC. the varsity master UN agency wasn't terribly fluent in English, asked the native priest if he knew the that means of WC.

Together they pondered attainable meanings of the letters and finished that the girl wished to understand if there was a "Wayside Chapel" close to the house . . . a rest room ne'er entered their minds.