Christian Adams is a Psychic Medium and Energy Healer. To win a free twenty minute reading and see a photo of Christian discovering water on Mars, please CLICK HERE. I really hope I win the competition, but before I enter, I'd like to learn a bit more about Christian's skills.
Greetings Christian,
I would really love to win a free twenty
minute reading, but first I’d like to get a better understanding of the services
you provide. There are a few things in your Facebook bio, which don't really
make sense to someone not of the spirit world. If you happen to find some time
between chatting with ghosts and reading auras, could you please get back to me
with your answers?
What exactly does a Psychic Medium do? Please forgive me,
but all of my supernatural knowledge comes from the movie Ghost, starring
Patrick Swayze and Ashton Kutcher’s Mum. Unfortunately, the only bit I remember
is when Mrs. Kutcher is elbow deep in a slab of clay, whilst listening to
Unchained Melody, when a shirtless Swayze comes in and completely fucks
everything up, because he’s horny and has zero respect for pottery. As you can
see, that particular scene has nothing to do with the spirit world, hence the
reason why I’m hoping you're able to educate me.
I’m also curious as to what an “Energy
healer” does. Has it got anything to do with comforting people who have
unreasonably high electricity bills? If so, I could really use your help, seeing
as it’s winter and all. Another impressive accolade that shouldn't go unnoticed,
is the fact that you're a 'Reiki master in Usui Reiki, Seichim Reiki and
Karuna Reiki'. I think I've heard of those guys, are they the Fijian rugby
playing triplets? If so, what sparked your interest in rugby
playing brethren from the tropics, and how long did it take to become a
master?
Your 'ability to read auras, through
psychometry and the use of Titania’s Fortune Cards' sounds pretty cool too,
although I’m a bit sceptical of fortunes, ever since the time I was given one in
a cookie at a Chinese restaurant. It read, 'You will soon be honoured by
someone you respect'. It should've declared, 'The chicken wasn’t cooked
properly, enjoy the diarrhoea'. Trust me, you could’ve smelled my aura that
day Christian.
I’m not sure if you’re aware, but there
are people out there who don’t believe in what you do. For instance, I have a
mate named Rich, who thinks psychics are full of shit. He reckons they’re a
bunch of fraudulent, thieving con artists, who pray on the weak and vulnerable
for their own financial gain. What an idiot! He also thinks that being a psychic
today is so much easier, thanks to Google and various social media formats. What
would Rich know though? He's such a moron!
If I win the free reading, I’m going to
give it to Rich, so you can prove to him that it's not a prerequisite to suffer
from mental illness, in order to talk to ghosts. I bet he’ll change his tune as
soon as you introduce 'Albert', your spirit doctor. It’s not Fat Albert
by any chance is it? I only ask because he’s probably dead by now - seeing as he
was a prime candidate for heart disease and type 2 diabetes. He would definitely
make an excellent spirit doctor though, mainly because of the positive
educational lessons he and Bill Cosby taught the kids every
episode.
Transcendent
regards,
Rich Wisken
P.S. I forgot to mention that I really
like your tattoos bro, are they
Fijian?
Christian Adams is a Psychic Medium and Energy Healer. To win a free twenty minute reading and see a photo of Christian discovering water on Mars, please CLICK HERE. I really hope I win the competition, but before I enter, I'd like to learn a bit more about Christian's skills.
Greetings
Christian,
I would really love to win a free twenty
minute reading, but first I’d like to get a better understanding of the services
you provide. There are a few things in your Facebook bio, which don't really
make sense to someone not of the spirit world. If you happen to find some time
between chatting with ghosts and reading auras, could you please get back to me
with your answers?
What exactly does a Psychic Medium do? Please forgive me,
but all of my supernatural knowledge comes from the movie Ghost, starring
Patrick Swayze and Ashton Kutcher’s Mum. Unfortunately, the only bit I remember
is when Mrs. Kutcher is elbow deep in a slab of clay, whilst listening to
Unchained Melody, when a shirtless Swayze comes in and completely fucks
everything up, because he’s horny and has zero respect for pottery. As you can
see, that particular scene has nothing to do with the spirit world, hence the
reason why I’m hoping you're able to educate me.
I’m also curious as to what an “Energy
healer” does. Has it got anything to do with comforting people who have
unreasonably high electricity bills? If so, I could really use your help, seeing
as it’s winter and all. Another impressive accolade that shouldn't go unnoticed,
is the fact that you're a 'Reiki master in Usui Reiki, Seichim Reiki and
Karuna Reiki'. I think I've heard of those guys, are they the Fijian rugby
playing triplets? If so, what sparked your interest in rugby
playing brethren from the tropics, and how long did it take to become a
master?
Your 'ability to read auras, through
psychometry and the use of Titania’s Fortune Cards' sounds pretty cool too,
although I’m a bit sceptical of fortunes, ever since the time I was given one in
a cookie at a Chinese restaurant. It read, 'You will soon be honoured by
someone you respect'. It should've declared, 'The chicken wasn’t cooked
properly, enjoy the diarrhoea'. Trust me, you could’ve smelled my aura that
day Christian.
I’m not sure if you’re aware, but there
are people out there who don’t believe in what you do. For instance, I have a
mate named Rich, who thinks psychics are full of shit. He reckons they’re a
bunch of fraudulent, thieving con artists, who pray on the weak and vulnerable
for their own financial gain. What an idiot! He also thinks that being a psychic
today is so much easier, thanks to Google and various social media formats. What
would Rich know though? He's such a moron!
If I win the free reading, I’m going to
give it to Rich, so you can prove to him that it's not a prerequisite to suffer
from mental illness, in order to talk to ghosts. I bet he’ll change his tune as
soon as you introduce 'Albert', your spirit doctor. It’s not Fat Albert
by any chance is it? I only ask because he’s probably dead by now - seeing as he
was a prime candidate for heart disease and type 2 diabetes. He would definitely
make an excellent spirit doctor though, mainly because of the positive
educational lessons he and Bill Cosby taught the kids every
episode.
Transcendent
regards,
Rich Wisken
P.S. I forgot to mention that I really
like your tattoos bro, are they
Fijian?
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