Dear Mr Christ Superstar,
I know you're a busy guy and I'm not
telling you how to run shit, but how about spending less time helping dickheads
cross the Grand Canyon on a tightrope, and a little more time eradicating
cancer, poverty and AIDS.
Actually if you don't mind, I have a
couple of other queries for you? Were you the only Jewish guy born in the Middle
East with a Latino name? It's just that I don't remember hearing about any
apostles named Juan, Pablo or José. Also, are you really against gay
marriage, or did the church just misinterpret your old man's word? I reckon
you'd be cool with it, seeing as though you were fabulously comfortable hanging
out with twelve bearded, dress-wearing dudes back in the day.
Anyway J.C, if you wanna get in touch,
I generally make toast at around 8am, so that's probably the best time to appear
on a slice of my low-gluten quinoa/spelt bread.
Biblical regards,
Rich Wisken
P.S. Thanks for making sure Taylor
Lautner won, “Best Shirtless Performance” at the 2013 MTV Movie Awards,
for his Oscar worthy performance in Twilight: Breaking Dawn Part 2. Fuck
Magic Mike, Team Jacob all the way!
P.P.S. Where were you during the
holocaust?
Dear Mr Christ Superstar,
I know you're a busy guy and I'm not
telling you how to run shit, but how about spending less time helping dickheads
cross the Grand Canyon on a tightrope, and a little more time eradicating
cancer, poverty and AIDS.
Actually if you don't mind, I have a
couple of other queries for you? Were you the only Jewish guy born in the Middle
East with a Latino name? It's just that I don't remember hearing about any
apostles named Juan, Pablo or José. Also, are you really against gay
marriage, or did the church just misinterpret your old man's word? I reckon
you'd be cool with it, seeing as though you were fabulously comfortable hanging
out with twelve bearded, dress-wearing dudes back in the day.
Anyway J.C, if you wanna get in touch,
I generally make toast at around 8am, so that's probably the best time to appear
on a slice of my low-gluten quinoa/spelt bread.
Biblical regards,
Rich Wisken
P.S. Thanks for making sure Taylor
Lautner won, “Best Shirtless Performance” at the 2013 MTV Movie Awards,
for his Oscar worthy performance in Twilight: Breaking Dawn Part 2. Fuck
Magic Mike, Team Jacob all the way!
P.P.S. Where were you during the
holocaust?
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